Our Feature Film, Guy Walks into a Bar

A guy walks into a bar to steal a key but instead finds a bartender, an angry girlfriend and "guy walks into bar" jokes.

So an angry guy with a gun walks into a bar demanding a safe deposit key  from the bartender.  He knows the   bartender, of course, but it turns out everyone in the bar is connected to each other in one way or another.  Two waitresses are in there, one with an apparent liking for the bartender and the other with an obvious anger for our man with the gun. An old lady sipping a gimlet has a few words of wisdom for the patrons of the bar, including her beleaugered lawyer and chauffeur.  But what about the young innocent girl and two businessmen telling jokes? And that safe deposit key? Where do they all fit in? As lights flicker on and off in the bar, as we follow our characters through parks, banks and, well, bars, the punch line to a guy walks into a bar is revealed.

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"Guy Walks Into Bar" Script reading by Cornish School of Arts actors

Your "Guy Walks Into a Bar" Jokes

A  termite walks into a bar and says is the bartender  here?--Chuck Weston